I told my friend Rowan the other day that I’d gone and got myself in a bit of a sticky situation. Apparently the past weekend, I tried a role play game that got a bit carried away. Yeah, I was playing the “doctor” and things got a bit, uh, wild. Long story short, I ended up getting a dildo stuck inside of me, and I was desperate to get it out.
Helpful buddy that he is, Rowan did his best to console me and then outlined a plan for me. He said that it was really important that I remain calm and not panic. After that, we discussed how to get the dildo out as safely and quickly as possible.
First off, we discussed the various ways I might be able to get the dildo out, including lubricants, anesthesia, and even a short hospital visit. He said that if I wanted to try to avoid a doctor visit and anesthesia, then using something like coconut oil or vegetable oil to lubricate the area was an option. To make the lubricant more effective, he suggested soaking the area in a warm bath and sex toys then using the lubricant directly before trying to remove the dildo.
After discussing the various ways to get the dildo out, sex toys we discussed the risks associated with leaving it in. Rowan said that the main risks were infection and also tissue damage. He also said that leaving it in for too long could also cause an increase in pain, bruising, or even bleeding.
Finally, we discussed the best way to proceed if these methods failed and the dildo still wouldn’t budge. Rowan suggested that I make an appointment with a doctor, who would be able to give me further advice and help remove the dildo safely and painlessly.
It was good to hear that with the right precautions – and luck – I could get the dildo out without having to go to the hospital or endure any pain. I was relieved to hear that I wouldn’t have to suffer humiliation or embarrassment by having the dildo still stuck inside of me. All I had to do was keep focused and stay meticulous with my steps and I should be good to go!