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I can hardly think of a more bizarre situation than the one I found myself in when I was forced to judge with a penis pump.​ I know, I know it’s a bit too much to take in, I know shock and amusement must be running through your mind as you read this.​ You can’t help but think how did I, of all people, get myself into this predicament?

Well to start off, my company was hosting an event for an eccentric guest.​ Now when I say ‘eccentric’ I mean a person without any social etiquette who thought that he had been put on this planet to rule us all.​ So naturally, when he asked if I would be his judge of a penis pump competition, I did not think twice about it.​

And so, I found myself at a table surrounded by people eagerly awaiting for the penis pumps to be brought out as part of the event.​ I felt a wave of embarrassment sweep across my body and I wanted to slink away at that very moment.​ But before I could formulate an excuse, they were already bringing out the pumps and the participants were demonstrating them.​

To be honest, it was actually quite interesting to watch.​ The participants were quite inventive in their methods, and I was impressed by the creativity of their designs.​ It made me think that perhaps my initial judgment of these people was wrong – that perhaps their skill and artistry deserved fair evaluation.​

When it was finally time to declare the winner, I knew I needed to be impartial and impartial.​ So I took a few seconds to consider all the different factors such as creativity, efficiency, consistency, and innovation.​ Then, I finally declared the winner.​

Now, I know that the particular situation I got into was a one-off, and you might be thinking that it would never happen to you.​ But who knows what types of bizarre situations life might throw at you.​ The key is to stay level-headed in the face of the situation and approach it with an open mind.​


Moreover, the event did not stop there, it was like a learning experience for me – not only in terms of judging with a penis pump, but it was also a reminder that however bizarre the situation, we can still find it in ourselves to make the most out of it.​

For dildos instance, as the winner was being declared from the judges panel, I felt the urge to be diplomatic and recognize the other participants, even if they had not won.​ Therefore, I made a speech to thank all the participants, praising them for their hard work and their invention.​ It was something that I had never done before and Penis Rings had never even thought of doing – nonetheless it was a great way to cap off the event.​

On a more serious note, the event didn’t only reinforced the notion of breaking away from conventions and thinking outside the box – it also highlighted the importance of judging with a level head.​ Many of us are quick to make snap judgments and conclusions about things without truly giving them a second thought.​ Setting aside our own biases and opinions for a minute can make a world of difference in the long run.​

In addition to this, as a judge of a penis pump competition, it was a daunting task at first but it was also a great learning experience.​ I had to stay impartial and not let any of my preconceived notions taint my judgement.​ The event also taught me to judge with compassion – regardless of the situation.​

Giving the participants their due credit and recognition was a great way to motivate them and it was a great way to end off the event.​ I even noticed some participants who had given up partway through the competition seemed to have been reinvigorated after my speech.​ It was refreshing to see such enthusiasm from the participants.​

Overall, it was quite an unforgettable experience and I’m grateful to have had that opportunity.​ It was definitely an eye-opening experience and it only reinforced the notion that any situation can be turned into a learning experience, if we keep our eyes and heart open for it.​