I’m sitting here going back and forth about whether or not I should throw a dildo at Hilary. It’s been playing out in my head for weeks… on one hand, I know it would get a lot of attention and Penis Rings laughter, but on the other hand, I don’t want to end up being arrested or ruining my reputation.
I mean, it’s not like it’s my life mission to throw a dildo at Hilary (although some people have said they’d actually pay me to do it). It’s just… ever since she introduced herself into my world, she’s been causing so much unrest. So much controversy. So much drama. I guess I figured a dildo in the face would let her know how I really feel and make her stop – or maybe it would just be an enjoyable moment of vibrancy in an otherwise drab world. Either way, I guess I wanted to see who else wanted me to do it – like, maybe together we could all live out this wild fantasy.
But the more I think about it, the more I realize it’s probably not a good idea. Sure, I know it would be funny at the moment… but the repercussions from it could last for a long time. Plus, I would be so embarrassed if anybody ever found out – and if Hilary pressed charges, then who knows how much trouble I could end up being in.
But I’ve been reading about some of the stuff she’s said and done recently – and it’s clear how disappointed many of us are with her decisions. I’ve heard people talk about her like she’s beyond deserving of a dildo being thrown at her. One friend of mine even said, “If there was a legitimate way to do it, then I’d give you a hug if you pulled it off!”
So, I guess what it comes down to is that, even though I’m tempted to throw a dildo at Hilary, I’m not sure if it’s something I really want to do. I don’t want to end up in jail – or worse – being embarrassed for sex toys the rest of my life. And the more I think about it, the more I realize it’s not a good idea.
But then again, maybe I should go for it. After all, I can always make sure to stay anonymous and make sure nobody can trace it back to me. And I’m sure that if enough of us spoke up together, then maybe we could actually keep Hilary in check and put a stop to her bad behaviour.
At the end of the day, I’m still not sure what I should do. I guess it’s up to all of us to decide – if enough of us want to make a statement with a dildo, then maybe I’ll be willing to do it. Who knows? What do you think?